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Gawd ain’t dead. He ain’t even sick.

I read Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Not impressed. Despite a deep respect for the Existentialists, Nietzsche’s outlook was a little too bleak. Besides, philosophers are the worst kind of writers — the kind who believe they’re own fiction.

Kind of like Ayn Rand, only not as funny.

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